Rock Around the Sixties - Featuring The Foundations and The New Honeycombs
Thu 17/05/12
Take a trip through the high musical points of the 1960s with two fantastic live bands. The Foundations became the first multi-racial group to have a number one in the UK with Baby Now That I’ve Found You and, as well as that chart-topper the band will also be performing other hits such as Build Me Up Buttercup, In The Bad Bad Old Days and Back On My Feet Again. Joining The Foundations on stage will be The New Honeycombs, who will be performing songs from The Honeycombs, most notably the million-selling Have I The Right, as well as many other songs from music’s greatest decade.
Raining Men
Fri 18/05/12 to Sat 19/05/12
When life’s a drag, there’s only one thing you can do …! It’s approaching Halloween and the nightclub where Phil the bouncer, Doug the DJ, and Colin the barman work has no act, so the boys decide to put on a little show of their own! A new comedy by Hen Party Night writer Chris Ponka, Raining Men is The Full Monty meets Priscilla, Queen of the Desert; a great night out featuring the music of Barbra Streisand, Shirley Bassey and Judy Garland. Suitable for 18+ (Contains strong language and adult content).
One Night Only - Harlow Theatre Company's Night of Improv Comedy
Sat 19/05/12
Joining in the celebration of the Harlow Festival, Harlow Theatre Company is very proud to announce their return to the Playhouse for One Night Only! One Night Only will be an evening of laughs and guffaws as HTC's finest battle it out in two teams to become Improv Comedy Champions! You, the audience, will decide what our teams will perform making this a truly interactive evening! If you like Who's Line is it Anyway or Fast and Loose then this is the show for you.
The Nick Ross Orchestra - Sounds of the Glenn Miller Era
Sun 20/05/12
The lights soften, the mood settles. An audience waits for that first moment of sound. The Big Band is poised, relaxed, but with eyes anxious for the lead. Then, as if giving body to an echo, the murmured notes of Moonlight Serenade … and the night, it seems, is suddenly full and timeless. There are those who watch and listen who tap a shy finger to the melodies, others who follow with a silent foot-beat, still others who murmur softly through the lyrics. But common to all are memories. Recapture the sounds of a bygone era as the Nick Ross Orchestra present an unmissable evening of classic Big Band songs from the 1940s.
An Intimate Evening with Joe Longthorne
Wed 23/05/12
SOLD OUT!
Roll Out the Barrel
Thu 24/05/12
As the nation prepares to mark the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, why not commemorate this momentous occasion with this musical celebration of the very best of British. The hugely popular and uplifting Roll Out the Barrel has been entertaining audiences for more than 10 years with its wonderful mix of music and memory. Terry Bradford and Sussie Arvesen will take you on a warm and nostalgic journey featuring over 65 songs that you know and love. Make it a right royal celebration with Roll Out the Barrel!
Talking Heads
Thu 24/05/12 to Sat 26/05/12
Graham is a lonely man whose life revolves around his ailing mother; Lesley thinks she has a lot to offer as an actress and a person; vicar’s wife Susan struggles to find her own identity in a tight-knit community; and elderly Doris tries to get her life in some sort of perspective before it’s too late. Presented by the award-winning Global Productions, Alan Bennett’s four very different stories put all humanity under the microscope. The personal observations of these four distinctly individual characters are both touching and funny, their circumstances shifting between tragedy and redemption.
Jimmy Tarbuck
Thu 24/05/12
Known to millions simply as Tarby, Jimmy Tarbuck OBE is one of the country’s most evergreen performers and a master of light entertainment. Swapping The London Palladium for the Playhouse for the evening, Tarby will take you on a nostalgic trip down memory lane with a wealth of hugely funny stories and anecdotes ranging from being at school and in the same class as John Lennon to playing golf with Bing Crosby. He may have hosted numerous television shows, but Tarby is at his best in front of a live audience and his is a show which promises comedy for grown-ups rather than adult comedy. Make it a night to remember
Susan Devere - Woman of Spirit Tour
Fri 25/05/12
The UK’s top spirit medium returns with her totally unique spiritual tour – no other medium works like Susan! Is there someone you want to talk to? Something you want to know? Susan can bring through specific souls who you connect with. You can now call on those who you want to speak with, not just those who want to speak with you. It’s a totally unique and revolutionary way of receiving clairvoyance! Susan is the UK’s longest serving medium, with over 40 year’s experience. Why are we here? Where do we really come from? Let Susan help you answer these questions and more.
Alvin & The Trilogy Band - The Ultimate Elvis Tribute
Sat 26/05/12
Experience the music that created a true rock ‘n’ roll legend, performed by highly respected Elvis tribute artist and entertainer Alvin Printwhistle. One of the finest Elvis tributes in the UK, Alvin has been performing as the King the world over for more than 25 years. Alvin is ably supported by The Trilogy Band, featuring highly-skilled musicians and backing vocalists, and together they create a fun-filled show that will have you rockin’ and rollin’ in the aisles.
Rare - The Last Daze of St Swithuns
Thu 31/05/12 to Sat 02/06/12
Rare Youth Musical Theatre Group present this fun and exciting new show, written by Andrew Burton and David Marriott, and featuring such rock ‘n’ roll classics as Johnny B Goode, At the Hop, Great Balls of Fire, Shake a Tail Feather and many more. The story concerns the young ladies of St Swithuns, a school for unruly girls, and any similarity with St Trinians is entirely deliberate! The girls are faced with a move to new supervised premises following a court appearance for wild behaviour, and they unwittingly find themselves involved with a trio of desperate bank robbers trying to recover stolen loot! Lots of fun and excitement ensues before events lead to a successful conclusion for the girls in every way.
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Tue 05/06/12
Image Musical Theatre present an interactive family version of L Frank Baum’s classic story, giving everyone the chance to sing-along or even take part on stage! Dorothy, the Tin Man, Scarecrow and Cowardly Lion follow the Yellow Brick Road to meet the Wizard of Oz; but will they defeat the evil Wicked Witch of the West and will Dorothy ever make it home to Kansas? During the light-hearted half hour rehearsal, children are chosen and rehearsed into their parts while the rest of the audience is taught the choruses of four songs. During the interval the actors and children are costumed and the one-hour show runs seamlessly with everyone taking part as rehearsed.
Spotlight Theatre School - Spotlight Magic
Fri 08/06/12 to Sat 09/06/12
Spotlight return to the Playhouse with a magical showcase featuring songs from well known shows that will keep your feet tapping, and spectacular costumes that will provide a feast for your eyes. Come and spend an evening being entertained by a group of talented youngsters. Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
The Sounds of the Supremes
Wed 13/06/12
LED BY 70s AND 80s SUPREME KAAREN RAGLAND. The Supremes personified the Motown Sound that influenced a generation. Since 1989, The Sounds of the Supremes have achieved a remarkable degree of worldwide success. They are led by Kaaren Ragland, a former member of original Supreme Mary Wilson’s 70s/80s group. Kaaren, Kathy Merrick and Althea Burkhalter deliver a fantastic vocal blend on re-worked Motown classics, standards and contemporary songs, featuring stylish choreography and unrivaled glamour. The sound of The Supremes’ music lives on with The Sounds of the Supremes performing such chart topping hits as You Keep Me Hanging On, Stop In The Name of Love, Where Did Our Love Go, You Can’t Hurry Love and Nathan Jones.
Herman's Hermits
Thu 14/06/12
One of the biggest and most successful bands in the world, 1960s icons Herman’s Hermits have sold more than 75 million records chalked, appeared in three major movies, countless television shows and played concerts across the world. Since the departure of Peter Noone, the group haven’t stopped, with original member Barry (The Bean) Whitwam taking them from strength to strength. Their shows are packed full of golden oldies, including I’m Into Something Good, Mrs Brown You’ve Got A Lovely Daughter, Silhouettes, Dandy, Can’t You Hear My Heart Beat, There’s A Kind Of Hush, No Milk Today, Something Is Happening and many, many more. These legends of the Sixties are still into something good, so why not join them for a fantastic night of classic British music.
Jethro
Fri 15/06/12
SOLD OUT!
The Twist
Sat 16/06/12
Take a nostalgic trip back in time with this spectacular, vibrant, non-stop rockin’ show that’s Happy Days meets Buddy - a 1950s & 60’s rock ‘n’ roll epic! Featuring the songs of Petula Clark, Elvis, Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran, Dusty and more, this exciting cast and crew bring an American Diner right into the theatre. A show packed with authentic vocals, live band, comedy and dancers, relive the fabulous songs of a great rock ‘n’ roll era. This unmissable show will leave you brimming with energy and aching to see it again and again.
Jenny Myhill - An Evening of Dance 2012
Thu 21/06/12 to Sat 23/06/12
The Jenny Myhill School of Dance and Performing Arts presents its ninth evening of dance. With students from age of two, the well-established Bishop’s Stortford school performs a vibrant and exciting display of dance, song, drama and musical theatre to entertain the whole family. Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
Burnt Mill Performing Arts College - 50
Wed 27/06/12 to Thu 28/06/12
Through dance, drama and music, Burnt Mill Perform Arts College celebrates the 50th anniversary of Burnt Mill School, in Harlow. 50 tells the history of the school from its origins in 1962 through to the present day, and while doing so gives present day students at Burnt Mill the opportunity to display their considerable talents. Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
Barry & Stuart - Show and Tell
Fri 29/06/12
Stars of BBC1’s The Magicians and winners of the World Magic Awards’ Best Comedy Illusionists, twisted warlocks Barry and Stuart will be stunning audiences with their trademark innovative tricks and devious illusions. In the second half, be prepared to have your minds blown as they exclusively reveal all the secrets behind the magic by showing you, for the first time ever exactly how the tricks were done! Suitable for 12+.
Buckhurst Hill & Woodford School of Dancing - Summer Showcase 2012
Mon 02/07/12 to Wed 04/07/12
Now in its 90th year, Buckhurst Hill and Woodford School of Dancing are back at the Playhouse for another sizzling summer showcase full on fun, variety and loads of entertainment. Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
Highams School of Dancing - Dance is the Word
Fri 06/07/12 to Sat 07/07/12
Back after another year’s hard work, Highams School of Dancing present this year’s annual show. Performers of all ages will share their enthusiasm for dance, music and fun. Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
Brat Pack Theatre School - Domination
Thu 12/07/12 to Sat 14/07/12
Brat Pack have built an enviable reputation in the region for their spectacular dance shows and Domination will undoubtedly be no different. A cast of talented youngsters will be dominating the stage with an evening of spectacular dance numbers.
Variations Dance Studio - Felicia's Fantasy
Sun 15/07/12 to Mon 16/07/12
Join the pupils of Variations Dance Studio – aged 2 to adult - as we share what goes on in the imagination of the young girl Felicia. A fun-packed show complete with ballet, tap, modern, jazz and street dance, there is something for everyone, providing entertainment for all the family! Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
Jack Petchey Harlow Arts Showcase 2012
Thu 19/07/12
Harlow’s rich landscape of artistic endeavour is the focus of this wonderful event as the top performing arts groups in Harlow come together for one night only to celebrate their success. See performances ranging from rock to ballet and from theatre to street dance as the whole evening moves towards the now legendary grand finale, involving every performer from the night!
The Rat Pack is Back!
Fri 20/07/12
The Rat Pack is Back is Britain's longest running tribute to Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr and on this tour the boys are joined by the fabulous Don Hunt Swing Band. Don is no stranger to the Rat Pack, having played on shows featuring the real Sammy Davis Jnr. Also featuring on the night will be The Vegas Showgirls and some special guests. This hit show perfectly captures the music and comedy of the Kings of Cool, so make sure to swing down to the Playhouse for a unique night - Vegas style!
Broadway and Beyond
Sat 21/07/12
This thrilling mix of live music, movement and wit is performed by eight versatile West End professionals, comprising three all-singing, all-dancing actors accompanied by the sounds of over a dozen instruments played live. The show comprises music from productions that have all appeared, at some time or other, on or just off Broadway. Featuring songs from classic productions such as Oklahoma!, Kiss Me Kate and The Music Man through to more modern musicals like Miss Saigon, The Producers and Spamalot, there is something to charm and delight the whole family. An uplifting celebration of the best of musical theatre presented in an engaging and entertaining package, this stunning performance will get your feet tapping and your heart singing and leave you wanting more.
Hip Hop Pop - 10th Anniversary Street Dance & Hip Hop Spectacular
Sat 22/09/12 to Sun 23/09/12
Hip Hop Pop, Harlow’s most exciting dance company, marks its 10th anniversary in 2012. Since being established by Jenny Bater, HHP has produced countless shows, including a professional UK theatre tour. It also supplies dancers and choreography for many events, most recently for the UK’s number 1 Michael Jackson tribute show, Jackson Live. This 10th Anniversary production features a 60-strong cast and is set to be HHP’s biggest, most extravagant and talent-packed show to-date! There will be a great selection of all the best works by Hip Hop Pop, spiced up with today’s new styles, mixes, mash-ups and special FX. It’s sure to be a mesmerising show for lovers of Hip Hop and Street Dance, and those who just love a great night at the theatre! Harlow Playhouse is the hire venue and ticket agent for this event.
An Evening of Mediumship with TV Psychic Tony Stockwell
Wed 26/09/12
For those with an interest in mediumship, the name of Tony Stockwell will certainly need no introduction. Tony has been working tirelessly for over 20 years to bring forward messages of love from the grave. Tony has a special gift. He can communicate with spirits, decipher their messages and share them with those who have lost people dear to them. Now audiences can experience amazing evidence of the continued existence of their loved ones and that there’s really not death, just life beyond this. Tony’s insight into the lives of total strangers is inexplicable and remarkable as they receive fascinating revelations and indisputable evidence from the other side. Nobody can fail to come away untouched by the experience. Tony Stockwell is a Spiritualist Medium and spirit communication is part of his own religious belief, but we accept differing opinions exist regarding mediumship. Any demonstration of mediumship is an experiment and results are not guaranteed.
Ballet Cymru presents The Tempest
Thu 27/09/12
The award-winning Ballet Cymru present a new and utterly fresh adaptation of Shakespeare’s masterpiece. Ariel, the fleet footed spirit of the air; Caliban, the deformed and twisted slave; Prospero, the talismatic magician; Miranda and Ferdinand the star crossed lovers, all collide in a story rich in subtlety and humour, set on an enchanted Isle and peopled by magical beings. Ballet Cymru bring to life this ageless story using the company’s unique blend of classical technique and storytelling. Featuring choreography by Creative Wales Award winner Darius James and hauntingly beautiful music of Jean Sibelius, The Tempest is an event not to be missed.
Milkshake! Live
Sat 29/09/12 to Sat 29/09/12
Channel 5’s hugely popular children’s TV programme makes the move from screen to stage in Milkshake! Live. Starring Milkshake! presenter Amy and some of the channel’s favourite characters, this new show is sure to have children singing and dancing in the aisles. As well as Amy, the show will introduce a new Milkshake! presenter and star Little Princess and Scruff, Noddy and Tessie Bear, Roary and Big Chris, Fifi and Bumble and B1 & B2 – the Bananas in Pyjamas!
The Vagina Monologues
Wed 10/10/12
Eve Ensler’s hilarious Broadway and West End smash is back, featuring three amazing actresses from the world of TV and stage. An unmissable show for every generation - bring your mum, your best friend, your sister or even your gran. This is the ultimate girls night out … trust us! The Vagina Monologues donates a percentage of revenue from ticket sales to V-Day, benefiting women’s charities across the world.
Romeo and Juliet
Thu 11/10/12 to Fri 12/10/12
In defiance of their families and in secrecy from their closest friends, hopeful young lives burn amidst a celestial and cataclysmic backdrop. Sun and moon shine down on star-crossed lovers as they hide their passion and sexuality from their warring families and their closest friends. Misadventure, family pride, and ancient quarrels abort and bury the most joyous of beginnings, the most hopeful of love stories as Romeo and Juliet, driven apart, find their world becoming a constricting, single mausoleum of fate and death. Lauded as one of the most fearless and dynamic theatre companies in the UK, the award-winning Icarus Theatre Collective’s reputation for punchy and vibrant productions of contemporary and classic theatre continues to grow.
Jim Davidson - Back by Popular Demand
Sun 14/10/12
Following a sell-out show earlier this year, Jim Davidson is back at the Playhouse by popular demand. Expect an evening of uncompromising comedy featuring one of Britain's best known stand-ups. If you missed him last time make sure to book your seat early. Suitable for 18+
Magic of Motown
Wed 17/10/12
Ain’t no mountain high enough, ain’t no valley low enough, ain’t no river wide enough to keep The Magic of Motown from getting to you. It’ll be there on the double - direct from the States, the UK’s biggest Motown concert tour celebrates 50 years of number one songs with its brand new arena show. There in a hurry - this non-stop spectacular features 36 massive hits from The Supremes, Temptations, Four Tops, Jackson 5, Stevie Wonder, Marvin Gaye, Martha Reeves, Lionel Richie and more. Featuring an all-star cast, that original Detroit sound, 16 sparkling costume changes plus amazing choreography, the Magic of Motown will be getting to you at the Playhouse.
Joe Brown
Thu 18/10/12
Premier rock ‘n’ roll legend Joe Brown goes from strength to strength. As well as an MBE and Outstanding Contribution to Music Award from MOJO magazine, Joe’s recent Very Best Of … album has sold more than 120,000 copies. Backed by his five piece band, including son Pete, Joe is a master of many different musical styles, including rockabilly, gospel, country, folk, and rock ‘n’ roll and all are interwoven with his effervescent delivery and humorous reminiscences making for a sensational show.
Bobby Davro - Face Hopper Tour
Fri 19/10/12
Bobby Davro has enjoyed a long and successful career, from his hugely popular comedy shows on ITV, to his time in Albert Square on EastEnders and his appearance in Dancing on Ice. Bobby makes a rare return to the stage for his brand new Face Hopper tour. Don’t miss this opportunity to see one of Britain’s comedy greats live on stage! The legendary star delivers a riotous evening of outrageous stand-up comedy and hilarious impressions in what promises to be a night to remember.
The Bon Jovi Experience
Sat 20/10/12
The only tribute to the rock legends to have actually played and shared a stage with Jon Bon Jovi himself, The Bon Jovi Experience will have you thinking you are seeing the real thing. Not only does Tony Pearce resemble Jon Bon Jovi, he sounds uncannily like him as well and with his band will perform such out-an-out classics as Livin’ On a Prayer, Keep the Faith, Bad Medicine and You Give Love a Bad Name.
Jimmy Jones
Sun 21/10/12
Stand up comedy legend Jimmy Jones has now been in show business for more than half a century and is showing no signs of letting up. An inspiration to many of today’s top stand ups, Jimmy is know as The Guvnor. From clubs, to theatres around the UK and a residency in Las Vegas, Jimmy has played them all to sell out crowds. Jimmy returns to the Playhouse for another evening of adult humour, but be warned … he takes no prisoners! Suitable for 18+
Freddie Starr - Back from the Jungle
Wed 24/10/12
After his exploits Down Under on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me out of Here, madcap comedy legend Freddie Starr is back at the Playhouse with his hilarious new show Back from the Jungle, which also features music from recording artist Stephanie Young. One of Britain’s best loved and most enduring performers, Freddie has established himself as one of the all time greats, with his place in the Comedy Hall of Fame assured. Don’t miss this evening of absolute madness and mayhem! Make sure to keep your hamster at home!
Russian State Ballet and Opera House presents Swan Lake
Sun 28/10/12
Since its formation in 1958, the world famous Russian State Ballet and Opera Theatre of Komi has developed a broad repertoire of masterpieces in the field of opera and ballet. Featuring a timeless score from incredible composer Tchaikovsky, Swan Lake is considered by many to be one of the greatest classical ballets of all time, replete with evocative music and beautiful dance. The ballet has captured the imagination of many generations over the years and continues to attract audiences worldwide, full of mystery and romance. A compelling legend of tragic romance tells the story of Odette, a princess turned into a swan by an evil curse, and choreography that allows the very best dancers to show just how impressive they can be.
Beyond the Barricade
Wed 14/11/12
Beyond the Barricade is the most successful and popular touring production of its kind and returns to the Playhouse with a brand new show. Recreating original West End/Broadway musical hit songs with amazing authenticity, the show features a cast of past principal performers from Les Miserables, and its 25th anniversary concert at the 02. Get ready for an evening of classic songs from Miss Saigon, The Lion King, Phantom of the Opera, Love Never Dies, Chess, Blood Brothers, Jersey Boys and many more hit musicals, climaxing with a spectacular finale from, of course, Les Miserables! Don’t miss the musicals event of the year!
Sinatra, Sequins and Swing - The Capitol Years Live!
Fri 16/11/12
A fabulously entertaining concert-style show paying homage to the iconic music and glamour of the Capitol Records years from 1953-60, Sinatra, Sequins and Swing features three of UK’s most exciting purveyors of Big Band music - Kevin Fitzsimmons, Kitty La Roar and Pete Long and his 15-piece All-Star Orchestra. Revel in the era’s greatest hits, including Baubles, Bangles & Beads, World on a String, Makin Whoopee, Witchcraft, Too Marvellous, Night and Day, I’ve Got You Under My Skin and many more.
Chris and Pui Roadshow 2012
Sun 18/11/12 to Sun 18/11/12
CBeebies’ favourite double act Chris and Pui are bringing their road show to town! See Incy Wincy, Humpty Dumpty, the Grand Old Duke of York and – “oh my woolly word!” – Little Bo Peep all live on stage. Laugh, sing and join in with the Show Me Show Me duo as they perform sketches, rhymes and songs for pre-schoolers and their families. Feel free to join in with your teddy or character toy – but hang on to it! Chris and Pui appear in Show Me Show Me on CBeebies.
Sean Hughes - Life Becomes Noises
Thu 22/11/12
It has been over a year since his father died, and Sean is dealing with his death in a way that only he can. Here is a comedy performance from Sean like you’ve never seen before, resulting in the feel-good show of the year. A regular face on comedy TV shows for many years, Sean has also turned his attention to serious acting in such programmes as Coronation Street. This hilarious yet poignant tale is a beautiful insight into the lighter side of dying and getting older, going to places that comedy rarely goes, highlighting how ridiculous life is and how quickly it can be taken away. Suitable for 16+
The Searchers
Fri 23/11/12
In a remarkable career now spanning five decades, 40 million record sales and with such classic hits as Sweets for My Sweet, Needles and Pins, Don’t Throw Your Love Away, Sugar and Spice and When You Walk in the Room, The Searchers still have great appeal to audiences of all ages. Combined with anecdotes and reminiscences, this fully self-contained concert includes all their famous hits, plus many of their original album recordings, B-sides and a selection of other collector and well known favourites.
Let's Hang On
Sat 24/11/12
Let’s Hang On takes you on a musical journey through the prolific career of one of the most successful bands of all time - Frankie Valli & The Fours Seasons. The first part of the show takes you back to the very start when Frankie and genius songwriter Bob Gaudio joined the group and features classic early material. The first section also sees the stage transformed into a New Jersey street corner as the guys sing accapella. You’ll be dancing in the aisles and singing at the top of your voices in the second half to Dec 63, Beggin’, Can’t Take My Eyes Off You, Grease, Working My Way Back To You, Who Loves You, Bye Bye Baby and more, before the electrifying finale of Rag Doll, Sherry, Walk Like A Man and Big Girls Don’t Cry. This really is a must see show for all the family so book your tickets now.
The Chicago Blues Brothers
Sun 25/11/12
Europe’s number one Blues Brothers production is back with an all-singing, all-dancing, all action show celebrating 30 years of the Blues Brothers phenomenon. Featuring over 30 unforgettable classics of the era, this non-stop review is packed with the very best blues and soul music from both Blues Brothers movies and a whole lot more – with plenty of lunacy for good measure! Get ready to shake a tail-feather with Jake, Elwood and the amazing Chicago Blues Band! So people don’t forget … it may be 106 miles to Chicago, they may have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes, it's definitely dark and you know they are wearing sunglasses and they are most definitely inviting you, me, them, everybody to the party.
Lee Hurst - Too Scared to Leave the House
Sat 23/03/13
Acid rain, global warming, bird flu, mad cow disease; just a few of the things Lee Hurst ponders as he takes to the road with his brand new show. Lee takes us through the disasters that have been predicted to destroy us along with the dangers facing us from everyday life. Ultimately you choose your own fate … You can stay indoors hoarding cans of beans, clutching a Ray Mears book or you can go out and laugh in the face of doom.
